On Tuesday, I received a selfie of Marie. She was topless and sent it to me while in the office with a text message saying “Lets do lunch baby”. For those of you that don’t know what a selfie is it is a photograph of yourself taken with your camera phone by you. Now, Marie and I work together but last week at a night club we kinda made out while I was under the influence of alcohol. Now, I did not mean to cheat on my girl friend but it just kinda happened with Marie.

Unfortunately, she has been calling me non-stop all weekend and so I had to turn off my cell phone to avoid her calls while with my girlfriend. However, on Monday morning she got promoted to essentially be my new boss. Later during the day she stopped by my desk demanding to speak to me immediately. So we went into a conference room where she basically told me that she was into me and wanted us to continue our loving relationship. I wanted to say “What loving relationship?” but I couldn’t as she was now my manager and I was afraid that she would get mad and perhaps have me fired.

So instead, I said I was sorry but that I had a girlfriend and so could not date her. She got really mad and said “I don’t care about your little whore. You said you loved me the other night at the club? and so I gave my heart to you” Oh boy! I knew I was in trouble then… What had I gotten myself into? All thanks to Robert my office mate… he was the one that made me go with him to the club last week and invited Marie into our VIP booth when we ran into her at the club.

So on Tuesday when I received the selfie picture from Marie, I knew then I was dealing with a crazy woman. My girlfriend Katrina was coming over to take me to lunch and so I decided it would be best not to respond to her selfie and text but sneak out for lunch.

Marie as a supervisor/manager had moved in to one of the corner offices while the rest of us sat in cubicles. I knew she could see me from the glass window in her office and so I decided to pickup my coffee mug and act like I was going to get some more coffee from the break room and then sneak out to lunch from there. It worked. I was able to get out the office to the parking lot without her suspecting.

However, Katrina was late in arriving and just as she was pulling up into the parking lot. Marie walked out the building. She saw me standing there and walked up to me saying “oh there you are… are you ready to do lunch now” but before I could respond Katrina hunked her horn saying “Come on sweetie lets go.”  As I turned to look at Marie she said loudly “So is that your nasty little bitch?” Before I could respond, I heard Katrina yell from the car “Who are you calling a bitch?”

It felt like things were about to get really ugly in front of the office building and so I quickly got into the passenger seat hoping that Katrina would drive off immediately. As I turned to motion to her to drive off, I noticed that she had exited the vehicle and was going toe to toe in verbal altercations with Marie my new boss. I could hear her saying “Nobody messes with Katrina Jones without paying a price” so I stepped out of the car and literally grabbed her back into the car and we drove off.

At lunch, she asked me “Are you having an affair with that bitch at your office” I said I was not but I could not really tell her the whole story so I just said “No but she is my boss. So pipe down babe.”  I got back to the office after lunch and went to my desk and avoided Marie for the rest of the day and the week.

She still keeps texting me and sending me selfies and has told some of the other ladies at the office that “we are dating.” This weekend is our office party and I already told Katrina my “real girlfriend” about it. I know she is going to want to attend especially now that she suspects something fishy is going on with me and Marie.

I’m not sure what to do at this point. I can’t tell Marie off because I now report to her. I can’t date her because I already have a girlfriend.  I can’t bring my girlfriend to the office party because all hell might break loose. So what must I do?

About Me: My name is Jon Max. I am a 3D Model Artist.  I have decided to document my life. One week at a time and share it with you. It is reality TV but on a blog. You will get the truth, no sugar coating of events instead raw and unedited. It’s my life baby!